Knight 4 Unicorn

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The special carrot transports you to a magical forest and transforms you into a pansexual unicorn.  People of every gender and orientation bring you expensive gifts and seek your–ahem–company in a constant, comfortable stream of companionship.  

You are loved by all, and your material needs are taken care of. 

Frigid winters in the communal peasant hovel are in the past because the magical forest is a lovely, unicorn-friendly temperature. Centuries later, you find out that it’s  70 degrees Fahrenheit and 21 degrees Celsius.

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